Cairnland

The United Cairndom is Coming! Well, we keep thinking that each Cairnland instalment is going to be the last, but as the Brexit fiasco continues to scale new heights of absurdity, we once again find ourselves struggling to compete! However,…

Well, after three previous episodes, we thought we’d exhausted all the possibilities for our “Cairnland” spoof, but as reality continues to trump satire, here we are again in a vain effort to catch up! For those of you who had…

In which satire elects to take on reality – and loses by a landslide! Our Eternal President Decides to Mend his Ways As this episode in the Cairnland saga is being written, the territory that surrounds our 70 acre enclave…

Welcome to this second report from Cairnland! For those of you who are new to what is going on here, we should explain that this new nation is Cairn’s response to the UK’s decision to leave the EU. Cairn Research…

We are delighted to announce that following the, to us, very unwelcome decision of the United Kingdom to leave the European Union, Cairn Research has just held a referendum of its own. Unlike the marginal result of that national referendum,…